Algures por volta de 97/98 (ou seria 98/99... ) altura que a minha capacidade para escrever na outra língua de Fernando Pessoa atingia o mesmo nível de excelência que tem agora. Por volta dessa altura num tpc de Inglês foi nos pedido para escrevermos o que na altura sonhávamos ser um dia... passo a transcrever o que dai surgiu sem qualquer acrescento ou correcção.
I want to be a ...
Professional Killer because it's a work very respectable and clean (My grandmother use to say "Cleaning is the key to a better world". If someone ask me why I want to be it I would say "it's a question of family proud, it's in my blood".
It's certainly a difficult job, you have to spend your time alone with no family, dogs or birds just cats. It's sad because you would not have the right to chose your own house, car, clothes and not even your look. All of them are recommended by the firm, the houses are all old, with a depressing view of the cemetery; the car is always a Ford of 1935 (very old); clothes are the same for all the works, an overall green made of silk and a pair of metallic (just kidding !) it's the known black suit. The look it's the same to all of us, long hair, 1,90 and 120 kg. I'm the only one who don't have this look. Now the rewarding, you can kill whenever you want to; even a baby or a old person (...) cause you would not be judged it's part of the guaranties of the firm; 50000 dollars for person, animals or things in business and 66000 for pleasure, it's what you receive in this kind of work.
P.s.: If you want to clean someone, call me or
send me an @mail to Ricardomatamuito@clix.pt.
I would like to know if somebody have some cat poison.
Maybe I can buy a dog! Shhhhhhhhhhhh! :)
Serial Killer - Ricardo Jorge Amaral Batista nº 19 9/D
I want to be a ...
Professional Killer because it's a work very respectable and clean (My grandmother use to say "Cleaning is the key to a better world". If someone ask me why I want to be it I would say "it's a question of family proud, it's in my blood".
It's certainly a difficult job, you have to spend your time alone with no family, dogs or birds just cats. It's sad because you would not have the right to chose your own house, car, clothes and not even your look. All of them are recommended by the firm, the houses are all old, with a depressing view of the cemetery; the car is always a Ford of 1935 (very old); clothes are the same for all the works, an overall green made of silk and a pair of metallic (just kidding !) it's the known black suit. The look it's the same to all of us, long hair, 1,90 and 120 kg. I'm the only one who don't have this look. Now the rewarding, you can kill whenever you want to; even a baby or a old person (...) cause you would not be judged it's part of the guaranties of the firm; 50000 dollars for person, animals or things in business and 66000 for pleasure, it's what you receive in this kind of work.
P.s.: If you want to clean someone, call me or
send me an @mail to Ricardomatamuito@clix.pt.
I would like to know if somebody have some cat poison.
Maybe I can buy a dog! Shhhhhhhhhhhh! :)
Serial Killer - Ricardo Jorge Amaral Batista nº 19 9/D
7 comentários:
1 pergunta, que nota tiveste e o k a prof. disse?
Ora ai esta uma questão deveres curiosa... nunca mais vi o original.
Na sei que nota tive...
I always wanted to be a murderer... Can you teach me...
I'll be a great follower and a strong body guard.
mail me at: killer_in_shadows@night.bum
LOL acho que devias telefonar á prof e dizer-lhe que ou ela te diz a nota ou limpas-lhe o sebo de tras das orelhas.
isso faz-me curiosamente lembrar um antigo sítio da net: Serial&Been.home.sapo.pt
ainda eu de importar algumdas das coisas que apareceram nesse maravilhoso sitio para aqui...
'Cresce e aparece', imagino que a tua avo tambem te devia dizer! =)
Fantástico. Gostava de ver o que escrevi. Já não me lembro do que queria ser nessa altura. Depois de pensar um pouco na prof lembrei-me q era uma estagiária que desistiu do estágio pq o orientador, q dps foi nosso prof no 10º ano, a ia chumbar. Dps veio uma para substituir q mal abria a boca, e quando o fazia era p dizer «chiu» e «voces fazem muito barulho».
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